March 2012
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kissablecurls asked: hey, i love your soundtrack, what songs are on it? sorry if you are asked this a million times!
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How many Freudian analysts does it take to change...
Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis.
LADDER.
I MEANT LADDER.
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mom: *looks at full coffee pot*
mom: *chuckles*
mom: why did you make so much coffee?
me: i figured you'd drink most of it anyway
mom: *chuckles*
mom: i only drink half a cup a day now
me: *goes downstairs 20 minutes later and sees empty coffee pot*
me: HOW COULD I HAVE COME FROM SUCH A DELUSIONAL WOMAN???
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